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Anonymous asked in 社會與文化語言 · 1 decade ago

我有一篇文章想從中文翻譯成英文!!

我有一篇文章想從中文翻譯成英文!!

因為英文課我們要演英文話劇~~~~!!

但我們這組英文程度真的都很差!!

希望各位英文高手能幫我解決!!~~~~文法要正確唷!!

不要用翻譯機直接翻的那一種!!

內容是:

店員:叮咚!歡迎光臨!!

客人1:我要一瓶98無鉛威士忌!!

店員:好滴!!請稍等!先生~一共是500元!!

(PS:這時客人1賞了店員一巴掌)

店員:謝謝光臨!!下次再來!!

客人1:沒問題!!我下次一定還會再來!!

(PS:客人1離開便利商店~這時客人2進到便利商店)

客人2:我要那個.........

(PS:這時歹徒衝了進來~挾持客人2)

歹徒:不要動!!交出所有的內衣褲!!

店員:不要強姦我阿~~~~!!

(PS:這時2位巡邏員警剛好經過~見狀!!立刻衝進商店!!大喊)

員警1.2:雙腳舉高!!抓好你的人質!!

(PS:兩位員警是GAY)

歹徒:我討厭娘娘腔!!

員警1:別動!!

員警2:再動!!我就開槍囉!!

(PS:這時歹徒拿出香蕉刀衝向員警)

歹徒:去死吧!!

(PS:員警這時開槍~歹徒中彈呻吟!!)

警員1:你給我倒在地上去!!

歹徒:衣服很貴耶!!(呻吟著說!!)

警員2:回家再洗乾淨!!

歹徒:戲演完了!!可以收工了!!回家吧!!

以下就是我們邊的內容!!

就麻煩各位大大了!!

文法一定要正確唷!!

不接受直接用翻譯機翻譯的!!

我們看得出來!!

Update:

TO:黃黃

我說過我不要~翻譯機直接翻的!!

都跟你說我看得出來!!

Update 2:

TO:kychiang

你翻得很棒唷!!

住加拿大的果然不一樣!!呵呵!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Clerk:[dingdong]Good morning/afternoon/evening. Welcome to xxx. How may I help you?

    Guest 1:I want a bottle of 98 unleaded whisky.

    Clerk:Certainly. One moment, please.It is 500 dollars in total, Sir!

    (PS:at this time Guest 1 slaps the Clerk)

    Clerk: Thanks for coming!!Please visit again!!

    Guest 1:all right!!I certainly will come back again!!

    (PS:guest 1 leaves the store. At this time guest 2 enters the store)

    Guest 2:I want to.........

    (PS:at this time, the scoundrel rushes into the store and hold guest 2 as hostage)

    Scoundrel:don't move!!Hand over all the underwear!!

    Clerk:please don't rape me~~~~!!

    (PS:2 at this moment two patrolling policemen pass by and see this!!They rush into the store and yell)

    Policeman 1.2:raise both of your legs!!Hold on to your hostage!!

    (PS:two policemen are GAY)

    Scoundrel:I hate sissies!!

    Policeman 1:do not move!!

    Policeman 2:do not move or we will shoot!!

    (PS:the scoundrel takes out a banana knife and hurtle at the policemen at this time)

    Scoundrel:Go to hell!!

    (PS:one of the policemen opens fire at this time. The scoundrel is hit by a bullet and starts to moan!!)

    Police 1:lie down on the floor!!

    Scoundrel:the clothes are very expensive!!(moaning!!)

    Police 2:wash them after going home !!

    Scoundrel:the play is over!!We can stop for the day!!Let's go home!!

    Source(s): I live in Canada
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  • 1 decade ago

    您今天的回答額度已經用完,無法使用..抱歉喔!!我翻譯好ㄌ~"~

    2007-12-13 23:26:19 補充:

    樓下的

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  • 1 decade ago

    Salesclerk: Bites rat-a-tat! Welcome the presence! !

    Visitor 1: I take bottle of 98 non- lead whisky! !

    Salesclerk: Good drop! ! Please wait a bit! Mr. ~ altogether is 500 Yuan!

    (PS: By now the visitor 1 had enjoyed a salesclerk palm of the hand)

    Salesclerk: Thanks the presence! ! Next time again will come! !

    Visitor 1: Does not have the question! ! I next time certainly also will be

    able again to come! !

    (PS: The visitor 1 left facilitated store ~ the visitor 2 to enter by now to the convenient store)

    Visitor 2: I want that........

    (PS: By now the scoundrel flushed has come in ~ to hold under duress vi sitor 2)

    the scoundrel: Do not move! ! Hands over all underpants! !

    Salesclerk: Do not rape my Arab League ~~~~! !

    (PS: By now 2 patrols police just saw the shape after ~! ! Flushes the store immediately! ! Shouts)

    a police 1.2: The double foot lifts high! ! Pays special attention to you th

    e hostage! !

    (PS: Two police are GAY)

    the scoundrel: I repugnant am effeminate! !

    Police 1: Do not move! !

    Police 2: Again moves! ! I open fire! !

    (PS: By now the scoundrel put out the banana knife to rush to a police)

    the scoundrel: Dies! !

    (PS: A police opened fire the ~ scoundrel to be hit by now the groan! !)

    Police officer 1: You give me to pour come up in the place! !

    Scoundrel: Clothes very expensive Ye! !

    (The groan was saying! !)

    Police officer 2: Goes home washes again cleanly! !

    Scoundrel: The play developed! ! Was allowed to stop work for the day!

    Goes home! !

    2007-12-13 23:18:31 補充:

    抱歉,翻ㄉ不怎麼好@@

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  • 1 decade ago

    Clerk:dingdong!Welcome!!

    Guest 1:I want 1 bottle 98 unleaded whiskies!!

    Clerk:good drop!!Please wait for slightly!Sir~is 500 dollars totally!!

    (PS:at this time guest 1 appreciated clerk's slap)

    Clerk:thanks for coming!!Next time again come!!

    Guest 1:all right!!I certainly also come again next time!!

    (PS:guest 1 leave a convenience store~at this time guest 2 enter into a convenience store)

    Guest 2:I want that.........

    (PS:the scoundrel hurtled to come in at this time~hold a guest 2)

    Scoundrel:don't move!!Hand over all underwears!!

    Clerk:don't rape me~~~~!!

    (PS:2 patrol a policeman to pass by at the right moment at this time~see a form!!I am immediately blunt to enter a store!!Yell)

    Policeman 1.2:double the feet raise high!!Grasp like your hostage!!

    (PS:two policemans are a GAY)

    Scoundrel:I dislike sissy!!

    Policeman 1:do not move!!

    Policeman 2:move again!!I open fire!!

    (PS:the scoundrel takes out banana knife to rush at a policeman at this time)

    Scoundrel:die!!

    (PS:the policeman opens fire at this time~the scoundrel hit by bullet moan!!)

    Police 1:you pour in the ground up to me!!

    Scoundrel:the clothes are very expensive!!(Groan to say!!)

    Police 2:go home to clean again!!

    Scoundrel:the drama finished playing!!Can stop work for the day!!Go home!!

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