Anonymous
Anonymous asked in SportsBaseball · 1 decade ago

Can anyone confirm this rumor for me?

I've heard that a Nostradamus Quatrain has been interpreted and predicts the next time the Cubs will win the World Series.

It will happen the same year that the Cubs' parent company, the Chicago Tribune, endorses a Democrat for President. The conjunction of the two events will send shockwaves through the 9 Heavens and 10 Hells, (the 9 circles described by Dante and a showing of Britney Spears' home movies,) of such magnitude that they trigger the Apocalypse.

I can just see the Headlines in the Trib, (40 point type,) CUBS WIN!!!!!!, (subhead,) World Ends, Paris Hilton, 6 Billion+ others die.

I'm not sure I buy it. But it could be useful to know if it's true.

Update:

For the sake of the world, I hope you're right FPA. Fortunately, it's equally unlikely that the Tribune will ever endorse a Democrat for president. They're still upset about the whole DEWEY WINS! fiasco.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    you have to kidding me Nostradamus...I have never heard of such a prediction and I have 3 books on Nostradamus and you can by them in the science fiction section...the Cubs fans a disparate this year as they are every year

  • 1 decade ago

    There are two schools of thought on that:

    One: Regularly scheduled trips to the moon will be in vogue in our lifetime... and

    Two: When pigs fly. And so, as we patiently wait for porcine aviation, we'll just hang back and thank Steve Bartman for keeping the dream alive.

  • 1 decade ago

    I thought Nostradamus was a Cards fan.

  • 1 decade ago

    It's not true, the Cubs will never win a World Series. NEVER.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Holy sh* t !!! No I didn't hear anything about this . Oh my god , you have to tell me did it say anything more about Paris Hilton . What about Britney , did she ever find her underware?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wasn't it something to do with a weather prediction for hell?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ...and all this time, I though Nostradamus was from the southside.

  • 1 decade ago

    they might get close this year.... but steve bartman yes, the notorious steven d. bartman is still lurking!

  • wdx2bb
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    1 decade ago

    You have picked your screen name well, my friend.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    COOL! You are a CHICAGOAN???

    Me too!! North side!

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