Is this spam trying to tell me something?

I keep getting this spam email telling me about this nursing school. I think maybe it's trying to tell me something because I get it at least twice a day for a few days. Do you think that I should drop what I'm doing and become a nurse?
Update: Again, for the humor impaired. NO I AM NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUS!

I just thought I'd put something interesting in P&S but I see a few of us have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed!
Update 2: Lady Mami.....a bigger dinky!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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