Have you ever put drops of diluted red food coloring in your eyes...?

...and told your boss you had "conjunctivitis" (pinkeye) to get out of work...or used "yellow food coloring" for "hepatitis?" (Ya' gotsta' get creative, people...if ya' want to go to that concert on the weekend...hee hee...) What creative things have... show more ...and told your boss you had "conjunctivitis" (pinkeye) to get out of work...or used "yellow food coloring" for "hepatitis?"

(Ya' gotsta' get creative, people...if ya' want to go to that concert on the weekend...hee hee...)

What creative things have "you" done to get out of work?
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