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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Have you ever put drops of diluted red food coloring in your eyes...?

...and told your boss you had "conjunctivitis" (pinkeye) to get out of work...or used "yellow food coloring" for "hepatitis?"

(Ya' gotsta' get creative, people...if ya' want to go to that concert on the weekend...hee hee...)

What creative things have "you" done to get out of work?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Early in life, I have made it known that I suffer from migraines. People then shake their heads knowingly.

    It has come in very handy in all areas of my life. I'm such a crafty little devil.

    I wonder what a migraine feels like?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I stuck a missing sign up of me everywhere,especially on the boss's door.

    Nah,but I've always wanted to do that.

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  • kjay
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    1 decade ago

    Im boring, i just always say flu or stomach bug.

    One good point is, noone can argue with diareah - remember that kiddies lol

    How the hell can you put food colouring in your eyes?!?! Doesnt that stain or something or cause you to go blind??

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I value my eyes and my eyesight much more than a concert. You only have ONE set of eyes kiddo...don't treat them poorly like that...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Not for work, but I used to eat plasticine to get out of school.

    If makes your skin pale & you go cold & clammy

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  • 1 decade ago

    yep.along with drops of acid

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm doing it right now!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NO only idiots do that

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