Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks last one the boob poem funny or not sorry girls?

For Years and years they told me,

Be careful of your breasts.

Don't ever sqeeze or bruise them.

And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,

And I protected them by law.

I gruaded them very carefully,

And I always wore a bra.

after 30 years of absolute care,

My gyno, Dr, Pruitt,

Said I should get a Mammogram,.

"O.K.", I said, "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,

"And tell me when it hurts", she said,

"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped on a pedal,

I couldn't believe my eyes,

A plastic plate came slamming down,

My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,

From underneath my chin.

My poor boob was being sqashed,

To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,

with in it's vise-like grip.

A prisoner in this vicious thing,

My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath", she said to me,

Who does she think she's kidding?!?

My chest is mashed in her machine,

And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good", I heard her say,

(The room was slowly swaying.)

"Now, let's have a go at the other one.

Have mercy, I was praying.

It sqeezed me from both up and down.

It sqeezed me from both sides.

I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,

To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,

I will request a blindforls.

I have no wish to see again,

My knockers getting steamrolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,

I surely have one now.

If there had been a Cyst. in there,

It would have gone "Ker-Pow!"

This machine was created by a man,

Of this, I have no doubt.

I'd like to stick his balls in there,

And see how THEY come out!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    funny baby!!

    sounds painful!!

    a little squeezing wouldnt hurt!!

  • 4 years ago

    Funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Eye-wateringly funny lol! 10/10!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ouch pmsl very gd 10/10 x

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  • Excellent lmao.

  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Great joke hahahaha

  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha great 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lolz. Haha. Try something not so racy next time , huh?

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ouch! funny though.

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