Can you get your mind out of the gutter and answer these?

Can you answer any of these? I only know some of them... None of the answers should be vulgar, lewd, or salacious...aka get your mind out of the gutter :] 1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up? 2. What is a four letter word, ending with... show more Can you answer any of these? I only know some of them...


None of the answers should be vulgar, lewd, or salacious...aka get your mind out of the gutter :]


1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up?
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse?
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it??
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of?
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men?"
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F?"
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
8. What goes in hard and dry and comes out flaccid and moist?
9. What is six inches long, has a head on it and is the object of many women's fantasies?



(i know 2,4,6,7)
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