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Extra for the darts team?

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise

some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.

After a few days, a young, attractive woman applied for the room and

explained that she was a model working in a nearby city center studio

for a few weeks. She said she would like the room from Mondays to

Thursdays but would pay for the whole week.

Doris showed her the house, and they agreed to start straight away.

"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I

have to take a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."

"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the

yard, and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and

fill it with hot water."

"What about you're husband?" asked the model.

"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings,"

replied Doris.

"Good," said the model. "Now that's settled, I'll go to the studio and

see you tonight."

That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris

prepared the bath for the model. After stripping her clothes, the

model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no

pubic hair. The model noticed Doris's staring eyes, so she smiled and

explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when

modeling swimwear or underclothes.

Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity, and he did not

believe her.

"It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me,

tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open, and you can peek

in and see for yourself."

The next night, Fred left as usual, and Doris prepared the bath for

the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood

behind her. Doris looked toward the curtains and pointed toward the

model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and, wearing no

panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.

Later, Fred returned and they retired to bed.

"Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred.

"Yes," he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But

why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?"

"Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've

seen me millions of times."

"Yes," said Fred, "I have -- but the rest of the dart team hadn't."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    you are on form tonight what a good laugh

    thanks,.!!!***************************************

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    I heard Jim Davidson tell this one about six years ago.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ooooh, naughty, but very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    oops, front row seats for the show then, pmsl hun

    star time

    xxxxxxxxxxxx

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  • 1 decade ago

    the shame

    very funny

    star4u

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  • Panos
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    haha hilarious

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  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Very good joke once again. hahaha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i wasn't looking, really,

    star award

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMFAO nice one

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  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    excellent,star.

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