Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 1 decade ago

This is called Nice Like Lice?

Are Lice

Supposed to be nice?

Cause I fried mine

And ate with rice

Parasitic tick salads

Cockroach infested jelly

Crawling the custard

Over the mite-y meringue

Filling the nightmare plates

Wakes with tickle

In throat!

Where the hell did that come from?

I only thought of doing a nice poem and this happened!


Dune finks I'm a boy but I'm a girl, tee, hee!

15 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Sounds deeeeliscious, but still didn't top..

    "Yellow matter custard..dripping from a dead dog's eye..." --- Jonn Lennon

    I Am The Walrus

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Just get rid of the lice and help your friends get rid of theirs.Tell her you probably picked them up at public school where she sends you against your will.

  • 1 decade ago

    I like this poem an ode to lice' but speaking of all the roaches and all' i now have became ' quite hungry .. nice poem though.,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lice are nice

    When they're diced

    Thrown out and gone

    Like the wind

    I hope they vanish

    Squirming and writhing

    Until I squish

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  • 1 decade ago

    Perfect for Halloween!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My boy, you have a weird diet LoL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good job!

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't think I shall eat today.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This one has a few bugs in it...hehehe

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