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There are only 11 times in history where the "F" word has been

considered acceptable for use ... they are as follows:

11. "What the **** do you mean we are sinking?"

- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the **** was that?"

- Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

9. "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?"

- Custer, 1877

8. "Any ****ing idiot could understand that."

- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so ****ing look like her!"

- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the **** did you work that out?"

- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?"

- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the **** are we?"

- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered ****ing showers....My ***!"

- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"

-Bill Clinton, 1999

And the number one reason in history the "F" word was acceptable......

1. YOU FILL THIS PART IN LOL….

Update:

Goldrake says she answered this already, OK, one of us is nuts, and I know it is not her!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    1. "Oh, ****!! There's somebody in there... ..."

    ~anonomous Trojan 1194–1184 BC

    Source(s): okay okay, I know it's reaching.. but I think it might work... =)
  • 1 decade ago

    you mean i f***ing won? george bush 2000

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "I can f#ck the whole world & still there'll be people praising me for it!!" George Bush,2007

  • 1 decade ago

    that was ****ing hilarious, lol = D

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahaha! i've just almost laughed my ****ing *** off!

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Have a star instead.

    I answered this joke already......remember?!!!!!!!!!!

    Hahaha.

  • 1 decade ago

    #1, I ****ing don't know, it is your joke.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it's funny and cool to read

  • 1 decade ago

    what a ****ing historian you are ****er

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you said they banned it?! lolz

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