True but ridiculous product advice/warnings?

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate... show more ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
- Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
- Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL
- Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
- Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

ON A SUPERMAN CONSTUME
- This suit does not enable the wearer to fly

ON A STEERING-LOCK
- Caution, remove before driving car

ON A BOX CONTAINING A SHOWER CAP
- Nylon shower cap. Fits one head.

ON FULL CREAM CHANNEL ISLES MILK TESCO
- Allergy Advice: Contains Milk
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