New Viagra Types?

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society....

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents."

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorites store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

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  • Steph
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    v good hun...are these available on-line??????*

  • 5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

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    In addition to those products which label themselves as Viagra there are also those products which are legitimate products, like Levitra and Cialis. These products are intended to provide users with similar affects to those achieved when consuming Viagra. These products are monitored and tested as stringently as Viagra and should not be confused with those products that pretend to be Viagra. Cialis and Levitra are composed of different active ingredients to Viagra and therefore while the effects are similar they may be experienced in a different manner. This includes longer periods for which the drug is active in the body or shorter periods before the drugs effects are felt after consumption.

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  • 4 years ago

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  • 5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    i would like a 20 count of the BUYAGRA pills (don't want to get to greedy)

  • Trish
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL if only theses meds were really available

  • 1 decade ago

    Now thats funny!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice one sugar puff xxx

  • ~Tess~
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lol they're funny

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