Are u clever enough..?
to write a short story with these words in order?
"Why do you always do that?"
"Computer says no"
- Jack BentLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
VERY CLEVER THOUGH I SUFFER FROM PARALYSIS BY OVER-ANALYSIS
"Why do you always do that?" I asked myself. In fact I have a plethora of such questions I ask myself daily. Sometimes I wonder if I have a spark plug constantly igniting my brain to constantly question. The constant repetition of these thoughts causes me to often be faint and dizzy that I keep a wheelchair nearby. I try to endlessly type these questions in Word but after a few days, the computer acts buggy like the "computer says no" to anymore obsessing on this, and it must be re-booted. Too many days, weeks, months, years and now a decade has gone by of this addiction to thinking and questioning. It isn't easy having this mental torture. Sometimes i wish I could just jump on an airplane to some remote island to try and get away from it all. It's like me and that over-thinking part of my brain are like two separate entities but are stuck together like Siamese twins. I do feel my thoughts and questions are very clever though.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
A pair of siamese twins were piloting an aeroplane when they encountered a storm and crashed on to an island covered with a plethora of flora. As they exited the wreck, one of the twins noticed a computerized wheelchair and started to move to the right, causing her twin to jerk suddenly. In a loud voice the other twin said:""Why do you always do that?"To which the other replied:"Shut up and move!" Once they got to the wheelchair, they noticed a spark plug sticking out of the engine case that appeared to be fouled. One twin kicked the wheelchair and the response was: "Computer says no." Finally, the other twin, realizing how easy the solution at hand was, picked up a coconut and hurled it at the motor which sprang to life. "That was easy!" said the twins as they fought to grab a seat on the chair and tour the island. The end.
- Hencor72Lv 61 decade ago
Why do you always do that
It's the plethora of drugs that I have to take
Well I need a spark plug to get me going
I need a wheel chair because of the drugs
Computer says no - you cannot have one
You have borrowed too many already and not returned them
Easy things to lose
I took one on holiday and left it on the aeroplane
Have you seen the siamese twins recently?
- Experto CredoLv 71 decade ago
I may be clever enough, but I don;t have the real time to invest at this point
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- mjbrightergem33Lv 41 decade ago
no , it woul clog my mind .. i guess i am not a writer . roko ;;;LMN;;; PRETTY GOOD THEIR!!
- 1 decade ago