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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Yea or MNay...? Walmart twins?

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Starworthy???

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  • 1 decade ago
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    :)

    this made me laugh thanks!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm surprised! I walk inta Wal Mart the other day and soon 'nuff ever'body has already made a joke outta it! Gee, I didn't think I came 'cross as bein' so mean though, what's up with that?

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 10!

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny thanx liked the laugh

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love that, but I've heard it before.

    I also don't like giving stars to people who ask for them. They sound greedy to me.

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  • stupid
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    haha lmfao finally you got one I didn't hear b4

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  • 1 decade ago

    funny star for you

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  • 1 decade ago

    oh

    thats so mean

    but it IS hilarious!! lmao

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