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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A couple of Yo Mumma jokes...?

Yo momma so hairy she Chewbacca’s stunt double

Yo momma so fat she make free Willy look like a TIC TAC

Yo momma so poor she can’t afford a free sample

Yo momma so poor she put a milkshake at McDonalds on lay by

Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo momma so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

Yo momma so black she got marked absent at night school

Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Whitney and Bobby

I got these over the weeks of watching yo momma on MTV.. In Australia it's been taken off air for some reason but yeah i think their the funniest!

Update:

Buddy, uk person, there is one "racist" joke, and it's not to be taken seriously. Lighten up

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Those are funny haha

    I heard one that goes...yo momma so fat, when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck halfway...

    its probably an old one but its always a crowd pleaser

  • 3 years ago

    enable's get off mothers, 'reason I merely have been given off yours. Which sexual place produces the ugliest toddlers? Ask your mom! Yo mama's so gruesome, while the terminator mentioned "i'm going to be returned" he left working. Yo mama's so gruesome, her delivery certificates exchange into an apology letter from the condom production facility. Yo mama's so gruesome, she appears like she's been in a dryer crammed with rocks. Yo mama's so gruesome, she appears like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a fork. Yo mama's so gruesome, she appears like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a song cleat. Yo mama's so gruesome, she's uugly. I had to function yet another u `reason u is gruesome too!

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Pretty funny. 8/10!

  • 1 decade ago

    sorry american Humour not well received in U K

    too racisist I,m afraid

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ok g8

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