Christmas Limerick anyone?

Start it off:

What happened to Santa's "Ho, Ho, Ho's"?
Update: What happened to Santa's Ho Ho Ho's?
That he's famous for everywhere he goes?
Those Aussies are weird
Next they'll shave off his beard
And dress him in tutu's and pink bows
Update 2: Why thank you megatron, hope you can see some of the other ones people came up with! They are quite good!
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