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Question

Give me the most random worded sentence that you can think of. I will be the judge of who's is most random.

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

I like chocolate midget mexican girls...I buy them at the remate with a bowl of pozole and 10 cents crackers, shrimp so green you won't regret putting it inside your bellybutton!

Answer 2

The poor old man was laughing when he hit his boob on the little boys shoe, but started crying when he relized he dropped his pocket off of his shirt collar. Finally the poor old man became a millionaire on his first day of bankruptcy and started buying tickets for everyone for the 2006 Super Bowl.

Answer 3

Peace fly called the tintinnabulation a horrific trial of fascinating heritage.

Answer 4

It rained salesmen at Atlantis during an uprising of crazy merchants at the Pentagon.

Answer 5

Her unicorn bounced sexily down the corridor while being chased by yellow striped snakes wearing clown outfits.

Answer 6

soy una tortuga y eres mi perrita. ¿estoy perdida, donde estan mis nalgas? ¡tengo los dos orejas y cuernos, pero tienes solamente dientes! gracias por veniendo a mis botitas, hasta mañana para vomitando en loas pescados mi amor.

Answer 7

i <3 cake

Source(s): tummy

Answer 8

i want to meet a penguin i made cup cakes yesterday do you like juice

Answer 9

My shadow killed my stockbroker.

Thundering watermelons!

That emu is rampaging his austintacious picture frame on my harpsicord!

Answer 10

Pudding!!!!!