Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

If a talking bottle of mustard did not create the universe, then where did it come from?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    A drowned apple seed suddendly exclaimed - Hip Hip Hooray! And BOOM!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Out of the great mustard seed (kind of like the great pumpkin but way smaller), which indeed is the least of all seeds but when it is grown it becometh a great talking bottle of mustard, or something like that right? Yeah, it was a parable in the book of Matthew, yeah, it was Matthew 13:31-32. Yeah, that's it.....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    In the name of the Mustard, the Ketchup and the Steak Sauce, amen.

  • Ryan H
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ketchup

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  • 1 decade ago

    Everything was created from God. Your talking bottle of mustard has no evidence of its existance, our God does.

  • 1 decade ago

    the universe came from his mommie's tummy.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NO SHHH! your going to start another FSM thing

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    peanut butter silly...come on, dont tell me you didnt know the moon was cheese either??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    telepathic mustard?

  • srsly
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    It was something to do with mentos and diet coke.

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