Marine and girl funny ?

A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for Two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young soldier are interested in... show more A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train
headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can
find no place to sit except for Two seats right across the
aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.


After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the
young soldier are interested in each other because they
are giving each other "looks."


Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound
of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
the four sit there without saying a word.


The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very
brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter,
but I'm glad she slapped him."


The commanding officer is setting there thinking: "I
didn't know the young Marine was brave enough to kiss
the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when
she slapped and hit me!"
Update: The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The young Marine sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life is good. When does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and... show more The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm
glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had
not slapped him!"


The young Marine sat there with a satisfied smile on his
face. He thought to himself: "Life is good. When does
a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap
his commanding officer all at the same time!"
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