A wife comes up to her husband and say:you have spent £28 on beer this week, this has to stop!next day the?

husband comes up with reciept in hand and says to the wife:you spent £31 on make up alone thats way too much!!the wife answers:yes thats to make me look lovely and atttractive!!!the husband replies :thats what the f****g beer was for!!
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