A few clean corny jokes! How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path! What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! What do you call cheese that... show more Tame way, unique up on it.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
and finally - ta Daa!
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic"
SANKA!
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