A few clean corny jokes! How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
and finally - ta Daa!
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic"