Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping?
"I see the stars." replies Watson.
"Yes, and what does that tell you?"
Watson takes a big breath "Astronomically speaking, it means that we are insignificant among the spectrum of the universe, psychologically speaking that we are only creating a dent in the infinant mystery of life, and theologically speaking that God rules all things. How about you, sir?"
"What it tells me," he says, "is that someone has stolen our tent."