Paris Hilton wins Nobel Peace prize?

Wednesday, November 1 2017, 11:14 GMT

By Beth Hilton

Paris Hilton wins Nobel Peace prize

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Paris Hilton has won the Nobel Peace prize for her role in eradicating war and poverty in Africa.

The former socialite has devoted the last ten years of her life to working in the war-torn continent after visiting Rwanda to film a reality TV show.

The dramatic turnaround followed her jail sentence for driving offences in 2007, after which she pledged to use her fame to raise awareness of good causes.

Hilton beat ex-British Prime Minister Lord Blair, who was nominated for finally bringing lasting peace between Israel and the Palestinians in his role as Middle East envoy.

She told DS: "I merely highlighted the problem. The solution was entirely down to UNESCO, the people of Africa and a proper, considered application of the Lewis economic model. It's not all to do with fiscal aberrations and macroeconomic indices - remember, behind every skewed Gini coefficient is a crying child."

The 36-year-old is expected to accept the award in the sky-blue tabbard she has worn since pledging her fortune to Médecins Sans Frontières in 2011. She has already vowed to donate the $1 million prize to the chain of Hilton Hospices she has opened across Africa.

The Nobel committee said: "We are proud to be able to give this award to Miss Hilton, who has picked up the mantle of Nelson Mandela and Mother Theresa and run with it."

Her spokesman said: "Nobody took Paris seriously when she said she was going to change her life. But after visiting Rwanda, she knew she had to make a difference. Probably it was a mistake to release an R'n'B version of 'We Are The World' surrounded by African orphans, but since then she has been almost single-handedly responsible for changing the fortunes of an entire continent."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Paris Hilton wins Nobel Peace prize for the best whore of the year!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They have given the "peace" prize to a terrorist so giving it to a stupid spoiled little slu+ would actually make sense.

    The Noble Prize has become a joke, the MTV Music awards are much more credible and relevant to world events.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That is almost as funny as that thing I read somewhere about Kerry Katona getting mother of the year - no wait . . . that really happened didn't it?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You just can't live without her. She's been out of the news and you miss her. You love her and you know it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    IS there a nobel price for oral copulation?

  • 1 decade ago

    You might mock but many disadvantged people have done good for others!

  • Kate J
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    When pigs fly.

  • Chris
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    What is your Q. Do you want another site, for more of this drivvel. Why?

  • 1 decade ago

    And the point is?

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha, super.

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