Can you pass this stress test?

Now, be honest, scroll slowly. Don't cheat and read the answers

before

answering the questions first.

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As

we

grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use

it,

you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or

non-loss

of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made

your

answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: "bread." If you said "toast,"get up now and do something else.

Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the next

question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content

yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World

However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made

from

blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black

house

is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"

why

are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question

4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over

Germany (If you will recall,Germany at the time was politically

divided

into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO

engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is

also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the

engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack

in

the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.

Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no

man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you

said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to

Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In

Reading,

six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two

people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16

people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on

In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at

Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than

you

Update:

Get 5 Right- You are young in spirit and your mind is sharp

4- Did you get a question confused?

3- Pretty good.

2- Wow.. errr... you're getting old.

1- Old old man. Senior citizen

LOL.. jk. I hope you all had fun with this!

(PS, I only got 2 right the first time.)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    LOL! i got every question wrong o_O don't ask me why i kept on going, hah.

    i didnt get the last question though.. i didnt know the name of the bus driver and i dont get why it's me o__x

    edit: nvm about the last bit.. i didnt re-read the question thing xD

  • 4 years ago

    As a senior citizen, I take a great deal of pride in telling you that I answered ALL of the questions correctly--no cheating, no looking ahead, no lie! I really liked it, because I think that most of the old coots that I know won't be able to do as well as I. I can hardly wait for an opportunity to give them the test (I'm assuming that you won't mind if I borrow it.) Granny

  • 1 decade ago

    Disappointing I only got three right not as good as I thought got Cows wrong and Bus one too so not as bright as i Thought

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I had the last 2 wrong and i just carried on LOL

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

    i don't get the answer. from inductive reasoning, it also can be green bricks. plus i'm not even in a stressed out condition.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thnx for posting this,I laughed all the way through XD

    I failed number 2 cuz I answered "milk" and 3 cuz I said "green" lol I'm getting old =]

  • 1 decade ago

    Although a nice attempt to prove your innocence and activeness. But real life is some -what more complexed and it requires only one little thing which we all do not have and this little and known thing is patience. One could conquer the world with this little thing. But no one cares.

    Source(s): me
  • 1 decade ago

    I kept going on.

    I got the last question right though

  • Ha I got em all right my friend tried to fool me with all those questions before but he didn't get me.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I was fine until the last question lol

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