Lots of love from Newcastle?
The Fahrenheit Temperature Scale
50 degrees :Southerners turn on their heating. People in Newcastle plant their gardens.40 degrees : Southerners shiver uncontrollably. People in Newcastle sunbathe.35 degrees : Southern cars will not start. People in Newcastle drive with the windows open. 20 degrees :Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Newcastle throw on a T-shirt. (Girls wear mini-skirts).15 degrees : Southerners begin to evacuate. People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.0 degrees : Southern landlords turn up the heat. People in Newcastle have the last barbecue before it gets cold. -10 degrees:Southerners cease to exist. People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket. -80 degrees: Polar bears wonder if it’s worth it. Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers. -100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
-173 degrees: Alcohol freezes. People in Newcastle become frustrated because pubs are shut
-297 degrees: Microbial life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of vets with cold hands. -460 degrees: All atomic motion stops. People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands. -500 degrees: Hell freezes over. Sunderland qualify for Europe
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Very funny, I wonder what it is with us north east girls and skirts? I am very patriotic by the way
- 1 decade ago
- Kerry KLv 61 decade ago
Oh we Geordies are sooo tough - I like it, so true.
been known to be in newcastle in a miniskirt and cropped top, and an umbrella cause it is snowing - lol
- catsLv 71 decade ago
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- malLv 71 decade ago
- BlokheedLv 51 decade ago
Howay the lads - Toon Army!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
very good but i am a southerner
- dom cLv 41 decade ago
hahaha! hell yeah i like the gordies!!! bit like us scots!!!
- Angel x x xLv 71 decade ago
- JJ SHROFFLv 51 decade ago