Lots of love from Newcastle?

The Fahrenheit Temperature Scale

50 degrees :Southerners turn on their heating. People in Newcastle plant their gardens.40 degrees : Southerners shiver uncontrollably. People in Newcastle sunbathe.35 degrees : Southern cars will not start. People in Newcastle drive with the windows open. 20 degrees :Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Newcastle throw on a T-shirt. (Girls wear mini-skirts).15 degrees : Southerners begin to evacuate. People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.0 degrees : Southern landlords turn up the heat. People in Newcastle have the last barbecue before it gets cold. -10 degrees:Southerners cease to exist. People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket. -80 degrees: Polar bears wonder if it’s worth it. Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers. -100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Newcastle put on their long johns.

-173 degrees: Alcohol freezes. People in Newcastle become frustrated because pubs are shut

Update:

-297 degrees: Microbial life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of vets with cold hands. -460 degrees: All atomic motion stops. People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands. -500 degrees: Hell freezes over. Sunderland qualify for Europe

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    Very funny, I wonder what it is with us north east girls and skirts? I am very patriotic by the way

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  • Lmao

    funny

    10/10

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oh we Geordies are sooo tough - I like it, so true.

    been known to be in newcastle in a miniskirt and cropped top, and an umbrella cause it is snowing - lol

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 10!

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  • mal
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    clever 10/10

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  • 1 decade ago

    Howay the lads - Toon Army!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very good but i am a southerner

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  • dom c
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahaha! hell yeah i like the gordies!!! bit like us scots!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    very good>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star

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  • 1 decade ago

    innovative.

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