Onboard parrot - funny or not?

There was a magican who worked on a cruise ship preforming mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magican but his act was regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets... show more There was a magican who worked on a cruise ship preforming mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magican but his act was regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like: "IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE" or "IT'S IN HIS POCKET" or "IT'S IN HIS MOUTH." The magican was getting sick of this and threatened to kill the parrot if it ruined his act one more time. That evening at the climax of his act the liner struck an iceberg and sank in seconds.
Amazingly, the magican and the parrot were the only two survivors. The magican was lying on a piece of drift wood in a daze. As he opened his eyes he could see the parrot staring back at him with his beady little eyes. The parrot sat there for hours and eventually said " OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"
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