I will give a thousand dollars to your church if...?

i will give a thousand dollars to anyone's church who can name a living evolutionist who says we evolved from monkeys.
Update: what church do you go to mojo?
Update 2: sorry, i asked for evolution from monkeys, not monkies... you lose...
Update 3: Second reformed church of comparative mythology? googled it... couldn't find it. sounds like a scam to get my money.
Update 4: sorry jinenglish, you don't any money either. but you and mojo do get to split some monie.
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