Nurse on duty - funny or not?

Grandma had never been sick in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the flu sent her to the hospital for observation.

By the time she was tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress - especially, the mattress.

Suddenly, she spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded with great suspicion.

"If you need anything in the middle of the night," said the nurse, "just press that button. It will turn on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty"

"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "I'm the sick one around here. If the nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Very good

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 10!

  • 1 decade ago

    Keep it up, I've not heard any of these before and that's the third of yours. Very good.

  • Very funny lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Crabby old bat -- let her croak! Yeah, it's a good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    old people just dont understand modern technology if they havent experienced it!

  • 1 decade ago

    That's about the truth. lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol cute joke

  • 1 decade ago

    ha..... this one only deserves 1/2 a laugh....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    as i work in the nhs can appreciate this one xxx lol xxx

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