King of the jungle?

A lion, an elephant and a chicken are discussing who is King of the Jungle. The elephant says, "I only have to raise my trunk and bellow and everyone can tell that I'm King of the Jungle". The lion says "I only have to roar, and everyone knows I'm King of the... show more A lion, an elephant and a chicken are discussing who is King of the Jungle.

The elephant says, "I only have to raise my trunk and bellow and everyone can tell that I'm King of the Jungle".

The lion says "I only have to roar, and everyone knows I'm King of the Jungle"

"That's nothing", says the chicken. "These days, I only have to sneeze and everyone sh**s themselves".
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