Joke Weight loss program?

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. >weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and >there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe >dressed in nothing but pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her >neck.She introduces herself as a... show more A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
>weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
>there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
>dressed in nothing but pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her
>neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
>company. The sign
>reads: 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second
>thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
>puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl
>shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the
>fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb.
>as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
>program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
>most
> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
>wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign round her neck that
>reads: 'If you catch me you can have me.' Well, he's out the door after
>her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
>while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every
>muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine
>happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only
>to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised. He decides to
>go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 lb pound
>program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone - 'This is
our most rigorous program.'
>Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next
>day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this
>huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing but pink
>running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
> 'I'm Nigel . If I catch you, you're mine...'
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