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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male?

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

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  • Sooraj
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Top 10 reason why computers must be FEMALE!

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    5. Beauty is only shell deep

    6. They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed

    7. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

    8. Smalltalk is important

    9. You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong

    10. One missed period and they go wild

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!

    Now.. Im confused about this Sooraj...:

    Top 10 reason why computers must be FEMALE!

    1. Picky, Picky, Picky

    2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean

    3. Beauty is only shell deep

    4. They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed

    5. When you ask what's wrong, they say 'nothing' <--- YOUR COMPUTER RESPONDS WHEN YOU TALK TO IT??? AWSOME COMPUTER MAN!!!

    6. They are always turning simple statements into big productions

    7. Smalltalk is important

    8. You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong

    9. They make you take the garbage out <--- HOW DOES A COMPUTER MAKE YOU TAKE THE TRASH OUT? ONCE AGAIN...... AWSOME COMPUTER IF YOU ASK ME :)

    10. One missed period and they go wild

    Source(s): CUTE HOW YOU CHANGED IT AROUND DUDE (SOORAJ) HAHAHAHA!!!!! REAL CUTE!!! ;)
  • 1 decade ago

    Ha. About as funny as the top 10 reasons beer is better than a woman, which is to say, not very.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    You should be in the guinness book of records for having the best jokes. Everyone from you have been great. I am enjoying my evening. lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Never heard that one before. Star for you!

  • Hope
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Nice one ya gameel, keep them coming.

  • stinab
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL love it! 1 star form me!

  • 1 decade ago

    Lame, and it's only been around the internet about 700 times.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol im male and i think its funny hahahahahhahahahhaha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    star

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