Some Irish ones for you?

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?

A: They like to "go" first class!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?

A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

A: A bachelor.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?

A:St. O'Claus!

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?

A:Sure, they're green with envy!

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?

A:To keep from falling in the stew!

Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?

A:Sure, they're great at shorthand!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?

A:He took a shortcut!

Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?

A:Short ribs!

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?

A:Because they're very short - tempered!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    very good Jim.....but you've gone 'all clean' on us.

  • 4 years ago

    Love the name Rory but it sounds a bit masculine. here are my fave Irish Names: 1. Brayden 2. Liam 3. Kyle 4. Rowan 5. Kelsey 6. Justin 7. Rory My Fave Italian names: 1. Arianna 2. Isabella 3. Bianca 4. Sabrina 5. Serena 6. Francesca 7. Ysabelle Hope it helps!

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm Dublin over with laughter and I'm not even Irish !! hahahahahahaha!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    From an Irishman

    Brilliant!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Irish jokes are funnier when they are told by the Irish!!

    Thanks Jim!!!

    STAR!

  • 1 decade ago

    pmsl, love the irish

    have a star

    xxxxxxxxxxxx

  • 1 decade ago

    cute funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am living in Ireland and I loved them thanks for sharing. Good to have you on board.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

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