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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Joke: Some Of Life's Lessons Are Cruel?

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes." Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.

The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.

Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master ...

Moral of the story: Pay your bills

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    yuk itchin to blow the kings horn,

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lmao wouldn't want that itching powder down my bra and I wouls be so mad when I found out who did it

    star

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  • 1 decade ago

    That'll teach him to be boob-obsessed!

    Ha Ha HA!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHA! that's disgusting but extremely amusing!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that satisfied an itch

    x x

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahahhahaaaaaaaa, so which one was the sucker in this story.....roflmfao

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol brilliant!!

    you don't need to fill in the rest!

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  • 1 decade ago

    fookin hell, that was brilliant hun, hope carpy don't read this, it will give him ideas, pmsl

    have a star

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ffs, where's me boxers, pmsl

    starred

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