THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM -
EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...
1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
do forward an e-mail.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me.
4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy,
Outback or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10
6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
e-mail ... NEVER- !!
7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to
10 or more people!
8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he
was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS,or
9. The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that,
if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents
for every e-mail we send.
10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive
immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,
11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for
every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross
12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I
don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a
message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before
He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and
send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full
moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months
and all of your hair will fall out!