funny joke, a little dirty?

Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight.

Bartender: sure (thinking he's seen it all)

Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.

Bartender: holy crap, your tab is covered, where did you get that?

Guy: I have this magic orb it will grant anyone one wish.

Bartender: I will cover your tabs for a month if I can use that.

So the bartender grabs the orb & says "I wish for a million bucks"

Giant flash of light & smoke, then bar is filled w/ducks everywhere you look, on the bar, the pool tables, the ceiling fans, everywhere.

Bartender: What the @^$%^? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks, this is messed up.

Guy looks at him & says..........

Do you really think I asked for a 10" pianist?

star if you like, & I know it isnt new, but it's still funny.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    very funny, made my day!

    & a star for you!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

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  • 4 years ago

    You are so funny. And,what an original joke. You get star cutie.

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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  • Milly
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha. I've heard this before but I still find it funny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    i find it funny. never heard of it so star for you! good job.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I like it . very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    I've never heard that. Clever.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sooo old.

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  • 1 decade ago

    i like it

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