Funny joke, a little dirty?

Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight. Bartender: sure (thinking he's seen it all) Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.... show more Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight.
Bartender: sure (thinking he's seen it all)
Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.
Bartender: holy crap, your tab is covered, where did you get that?
Guy: I have this magic orb it will grant anyone one wish.
Bartender: I will cover your tabs for a month if I can use that.
So the bartender grabs the orb & says "I wish for a million bucks"
Giant flash of light & smoke, then bar is filled w/ducks everywhere you look, on the bar, the pool tables, the ceiling fans, everywhere.
Bartender: What the @^$%^? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks, this is messed up.
Guy looks at him & says..........







Do you really think I asked for a 10" pianist?

star if you like, & I know it isnt new, but it's still funny.
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