Joke >>> Do you know the difference?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the diffeence between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the Irish defination for each, is listed below...... GUTS:- is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assulted by your wife with a broom and having the... show more We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the diffeence between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the Irish defination for each, is listed below......

GUTS:- is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning or flying somewhere?"

BALLS:- is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer; lipstick on your collar and slapping your wife on the backside and having the balls to say: "You're next!"

I hope this clears up the confusion of the subject.
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