Princess Di Versus Dolly Parton?

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.

St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some articular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."

St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.

St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in".

Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!

"Sorry Dolly" says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    I Heard Princess Diana was on the Radio ...............................

    And the windscreen, steering wheel ect........

  • 4 years ago

    Dolly Parton

  • 1 decade ago

    Too bad Diana wasn't built like Dolly Parton, she'd be alive today. Built in airbags.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Dolly Parton in her prime proves gays are warped and sick beyond belief in the head. Not getting hard over a body like that?

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  • 1 decade ago

    ooooowwww!! A Diana joke !!! ILMAO!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    taking the royal P.

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Omg too funny lmao thx for the laugh my friend, star!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that's the best joke Ive heard in years...many thanks my friend...I'm still chuckling as i type..lololol.

    i will of course own this as my own and tell anyone who will listen tomorrow...lol.

    well done have a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm sure I have that on video somewhere.

  • orac
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    jim x star for you x will you get the avatar sorted out please x missing my little puggy x

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