Once upon a time....?

A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke 'Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Welsh bloke: 'The dog doesn't talk, are you... show more A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke 'Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Welsh bloke: 'The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Welsh bloke has a look of extreme shock.

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Welsh bloke has a look of utter disbelief.

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Welsh bloke: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Welsh bloke is absolutely dumbfounded.

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
Elements.'

Welsh bloke has a look of total look of amazement.

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Welsh bloke: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar.'
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