Once upon a time....?
A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke 'Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Welsh bloke: 'The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Welsh bloke has a look of extreme shock.
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Welsh bloke has a look of utter disbelief.
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Welsh bloke: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Welsh bloke is absolutely dumbfounded.
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
Elements.'
Welsh bloke has a look of total look of amazement.
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Welsh bloke: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar.'
14 Answers
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one
- 1 decade ago
all ventriloquists are perverts , they've always got there fist up some dummy's a*se.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha! Funny as.....anything!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I liked this joke...didn't guess the ending
- Anonymous1 decade ago
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