Once upon a time....?

Question

A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke 'Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Welsh bloke: 'The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Welsh bloke has a look of extreme shock.

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Welsh bloke has a look of utter disbelief.

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Welsh bloke: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Welsh bloke is absolutely dumbfounded.

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the

Elements.'

Welsh bloke has a look of total look of amazement.

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Welsh bloke: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar.'

Answer 1

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LOL

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Answer 3

Good one

Answer 4

all ventriloquists are perverts , they've always got there fist up some dummy's a*se.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Hahaha! funny!!

Answer 7

Ha! Funny as.....anything!

Answer 8

I liked this joke...didn't guess the ending

Answer 9

LOL, so wrong but so funny hahahaha.

Answer 10

hahaha you are funny! you deserve a star!

Answer 11

bloody good, have a star.