Science vs. Religion: Should Intelligent Heating be taught as an alternative to the theory of thermodynamics?
For example, the first law of thermodynamics says that energy is conserved, but it doesn't say why. The first law of Intelligent Heating says that God is a conservationist, so he makes sure to conserve energy in all systems.
Intelligent Heating says that God created heat, and does with it what he wishes. The reason heat flows from hot objects to cold objects is because God wants all objects to feel his Divine Warmth. This is why the Zeroth law of thermodynamics is true.
Since Intelligent Heating explains things that can't be explained by the theory of Thermodynamics, shouldn't Intelligent Heating be taught in physics classes instead? After all, thermodynamics is just a theory!