Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

MILITARY work rules?

Military work rules

1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statement as proof of illness as we believe that if you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come to work.

2. Leave of Absence for an Operation: We are no longer allowing this practice. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed certainly makes you less than we bargained for.

3. Death, Other than Your Own: This is no excuse. If you can arrange the funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all your work is up to date.

4. Death, Your Own: This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job.

5. Quantity of Work: No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.

6. Quality of Work: The minimum acceptable level is perfection.

7. Advice from the Commanding Officer: Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

8. The senior officer is Always Right.

9. When the senior officer is Wrong, Refer to Rule 8.

18 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thats the truth

    but not for these lads anymore

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    So, military rule would not be corrupt with no sign of purity in police, executive, judiciary and other ruling pillars? Apallingly naïve. Why not have the Indian electorate be as pure and efficient as some demand the govt to be? Then they'd create a pure and efficient govt.

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lol at least your own death is still an acceptable excuse

  • 1 decade ago

    Hehehe i guess i won't be joining that military unit anytime soon, that was great hun

    have a star


    Source(s): Trainee mistress of merryment
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ohhhhh gosh, hope my work is understanding when I phone in sick tomorrow .... lol

    Not ready to face reality again just yet.....pmsl

  • 1 decade ago

    I guess in some places it's like that! Starred.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahhaaaa, good one mate, new i could rely on you for a laugh.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's not the way the military works. Find something else to make fun of and get your thrills.

  • 1 decade ago

    very good, I will not join the military until they change their rules. LOL LOL LOL LOL

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