Why do so many people find it impossible to make a decent cup of tea?

Im a painter and decorator and i love my tea but Whenever im working at peoples houses and i get offered a cup why am i always presented with something resembling mud? Heres my formula for a perfect cuppa! Teabag gota be PG tips not any of that fancy crap boiling water 40 quick stirs 3 firm squeeze's milk... show more Im a painter and decorator and i love my tea but
Whenever im working at peoples houses and i get offered a cup why am i always presented with something resembling mud?

Heres my formula for a perfect cuppa!
Teabag gota be PG tips not any of that fancy crap
boiling water 40 quick stirs 3 firm squeeze's milk to colour sugar to taste.
Update: To all you darjeeling hippies i smoke so it needs to be a little bit stronger for me to taste it!!!!
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