Who thinks yelena is really a man?
and those eyebrows what self respecting woman would cultivate hair growth like that of noel edmonds
now this is just a warning lads when you've had a few and the beer goggles are telling you different
thats when she strikes when you are intoxicated and defenceless
2 days later the blackmail pics roll through the door and you know your just another victim of a stealth bumming by mr yelena