Dirty, but funny joke! [Stars please?]?

A little girl is on a nude beach. She comes up to a man lying underneath his beach umbrella and asks, "What is that?" pointing to the man's private parts. The man says, "That's my bird." Then the man fell asleep. When the man woke up he was in excruciating pain and had to go to the hospital. The doctors were baffled as to why he was in such pain for no particular reason, so he asked if there was anyone near him at the time. He told the doctors, "A little girl." They brought the little girl in and asked her questions. Here was her answer: "After I played with the bird for a while, it spit at me. So I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and cracked its eggs.

I thought this was funny!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    HAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! wow i have heard the joke exept i havent heard the broke its neck burnt its nest and cracked its eggs THAT IS SOOO A STAR! =D

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  • 1 decade ago

    Had heard a different version b4, but still got a good laugh anyways, always comes out funny, haha.

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny for me to read. needed the laugh

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  • Brian
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ouch.

    sucks for him

    not bad, but definitely dirty

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol star 4 u!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha ha ha but mean

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  • 1 decade ago

    yowsa! that is one heavy sleeper!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ooh, scheizer!

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  • Poor guy...

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