Dirty, but funny joke! [Stars please?]?

A little girl is on a nude beach. She comes up to a man lying underneath his beach umbrella and asks, "What is that?" pointing to the man's private parts. The man says, "That's my bird." Then the man fell asleep. When the man woke up he was in excruciating pain and had to go to the... show more A little girl is on a nude beach. She comes up to a man lying underneath his beach umbrella and asks, "What is that?" pointing to the man's private parts. The man says, "That's my bird." Then the man fell asleep. When the man woke up he was in excruciating pain and had to go to the hospital. The doctors were baffled as to why he was in such pain for no particular reason, so he asked if there was anyone near him at the time. He told the doctors, "A little girl." They brought the little girl in and asked her questions. Here was her answer: "After I played with the bird for a while, it spit at me. So I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and cracked its eggs.

I thought this was funny!
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