Science vs. Religion: Should the theory of "Intelligent Currents" be taught instead of Circuit Theory?

Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently been investigating Circuit Theory and discovered that it is all wrong. First of all, circuit theory is just a theory which means that it's only a guess, just like the theory of evolution. According to circuit theory, when a circuit is completed, a... show more Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently been investigating Circuit Theory and discovered that it is all wrong. First of all, circuit theory is just a theory which means that it's only a guess, just like the theory of evolution.

According to circuit theory, when a circuit is completed, a current flows through the circuit. But how does the current know when the circuit is completed? The current is at the beginning of the circuit, so how does it know what is happening at the end?

The answer is that God designed currents to have intelligence. Currents know when the circuit is complete because of this intelligence. A current that obeys God's law waits until the circuit is complete before flowing.

Shouldn't the Law of Intelligent Currents be taught to electricians instead of the outdated Circuit Theory?
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