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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMovies · 1 decade ago

How would Sylvester Stallone direct (and star) in a remake of "Titanic"?

Beside the usual black-and-white ringside slo-mo of Rocky Balboa's coach and Paulie and Yo Adrian going, "NOOOOOOO". Would Mr. T as Clubber Lang say, "I pit the fool who hits that damn iceberg!" or something like that? And would Estelle Getty have another role as a gun-shooting mom?

Update:

Folks, this is a joke. Lighten up already, and try to have some fun.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Titanic was wretched enough. But, the thought of Stallone in it makes me want to hurl.

  • 1 decade ago

    Stallone would play the iceberg. He's big, craggy and white, and it would just about lie within his ability as an actor.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sylvester Stallon ( Rambo :)) ) ..if he was playing in Titanic..he was going to save everybody !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He would lift the Titanic above his head and save the drowning people.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I am not sure, but it would certainly be an improvement over that piece of tripe James Cameron directed.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd like to see Rocky hold the ship up so it wont sink.

    And he will carry the ship to safety.

    While yelling out ADRIAN!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ....HUH.....Put down the drugs! What are you talking about...Syvester Stallone doing Titanic remake...Plzzzzzz you cant understnad half the words that come out of that man's mouth. Thats such a disgrace to the people who died!

  • 1 decade ago

    HE'D GET ON THE ICE BERG & ARM WRESTLE IT ALA' OVER THE TOP!

  • j p
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i don't know but i would watch it

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