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This Blonde Joke is the best I've heard?
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> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
> me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started.'
> Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
> The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
> him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
> table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
> turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
> going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
> tiger.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax.
> Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' He sighed........ 'Let's
put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.......'
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Give me some love out there, if not, I will settle for a star. Thanks!!
For the Aussie chick.......Frosted Flakes is a brand of cereal.
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I have heard this one before but it sounds even better coming from someone so sexy!!!!
- 1 decade ago
that is so funny hahahahah
there is Santa, Easter bunny, a homeless guy, the tooth fairy and a smart blonde which one gets the $20 note
the homeless guy--all the others are mythical creatures!
i new a blonde who tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
there was a blonde a brunette and a red, standing on a cliff with a magician. he tells them to jump of the cliff a say a bird. they will turn into it and fly away. the brunette jumps and yells eagle. she turns into it and flys away. the red jumps and says magpie , turns into it, and flys away. the blonde jumps and says penguain and falls to the ground
i know more but havent got time to share them hope you enjoyed it bye
- 1 decade ago
Was gonna yell Geronimo! But decided maybe I would yell -Penguin! That kid's jokes were funny too!
Here's a star for you!
- 1 decade ago
I dont get it??
What frosted flakes??
Im aussie by the way..
is it a product in usa or somthing ??
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- AliceLv 41 decade ago
Have U heard of the Pussy Cat dolls?U sound JUST like them!
NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very funny...I Love It
- ♥ Emz ♥Lv 61 decade ago
That's so funny. Best blonde joke I've heard!! If you get anymore good jokes please post them on here.
Thank you!!