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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

This Blonde Joke is the best I've heard?

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> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help

> me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

it started.'

> Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

> The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets

> him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the

> table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then

> turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not

> going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a

> tiger.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax.

> Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' He sighed........ 'Let's

put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.......'

>

Update:

Give me some love out there, if not, I will settle for a star. Thanks!!

Update 2:

For the Aussie chick.......Frosted Flakes is a brand of cereal.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I have heard this one before but it sounds even better coming from someone so sexy!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    that is so funny hahahahah

    there is Santa, Easter bunny, a homeless guy, the tooth fairy and a smart blonde which one gets the $20 note

    the homeless guy--all the others are mythical creatures!

    i new a blonde who tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

    there was a blonde a brunette and a red, standing on a cliff with a magician. he tells them to jump of the cliff a say a bird. they will turn into it and fly away. the brunette jumps and yells eagle. she turns into it and flys away. the red jumps and says magpie , turns into it, and flys away. the blonde jumps and says penguain and falls to the ground

    i know more but havent got time to share them hope you enjoyed it bye

  • 1 decade ago

    Was gonna yell Geronimo! But decided maybe I would yell -Penguin! That kid's jokes were funny too!

    Here's a star for you!

  • 1 decade ago

    I dont get it??

    What frosted flakes??

    Im aussie by the way..

    is it a product in usa or somthing ??

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  • Alice
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Have U heard of the Pussy Cat dolls?U sound JUST like them!

    NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny...I Love It

  • 1 decade ago

    That's so funny. Best blonde joke I've heard!! If you get anymore good jokes please post them on here.

    Thank you!!

  • lizzie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Not the best ever but still a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

  • 1 decade ago

    You're right, this one is the best!!! hahahahaha....

  • 1 decade ago

    its cute , romantic and funny

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