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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

JESUS or...........................?

Macgyver can do just anything with anything, Macgyver once built a helicopter out of bamboo,plastic bags and a cement mixer to escape a mountain top prisoner camp with men wielding AK-47s. In that situation, what would Jesus do? Turn water into wine, and get the guards drunk and fly away?

Update:

I am not against or making fun of Jesus you silly bible huggers, it is just a joke, you people need to get a life.

Update 2:

Some of you think I dont have a life and watch too much TV but much do some of you spend on yahoo and NOT reading bible?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    cool....Macgyver was a great show....

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus is God. Macgyver is just a fictional character in a TV show. Which, incidentally, was finished in the 80's. Get a life.

  • 1 decade ago

    Be Carefull !! Don't make fun of or Mock the things of God. You're Blaspheming the Holy Spirit ! For that there Is NO FORGIVENESS ! Macgyver Isn't Jesus. Macgyver didn't die for the sins of ALL humanity. Jesus Christ Did !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There are many people who can do a magical things. Who can heal people, who can read people mind, and does extraordinary things. Jesus was one of these kind who happened to have existed back in his time. Back them, there was no TV, and tons of magazines, and so on. People were not so exposed to "miracle workers". If Macgyver existed in Jesus time and did all these things, he would have been crucified. But remember Jesus not only did things, but he lived and talked his action. That is bit different from those who only show off their talent.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jack Bauer can rip Macgyver's head off with his bare hands, in only 24 hours... if he wanted to.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You need to stop watching so much tv, and start reading the Bible.

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus did better things. He heeled the sick, fed the hungry, exorcised the posessed. He did things selflessly.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sounds kinda cheesy.

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus changed my life.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he'd just borrow richard dean anderson's stargate and wormhole out of there!

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