before & after effect?

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."

The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b*tch."

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  • "!"
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    yes!" i'd give him little hunny buns",

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  • Gladys
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Although mass effect 2 is extreamly amazing game, i suggest u play the first one befor the second one. That would help you understand the game's story and plot muchh better. But if u dont really care about the story, that try 2.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Aint that just like a man, gets his own way and thats it, another great one hun hehehe

    Have a star

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    Source(s): Trainee mistress of merryment
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hhahahahahhaaaaaa, nice one hun, sounds familiar pmsl.

    Source(s): The masters of merryment.
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  • 1 decade ago

    Typical!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sums up us Neanderthals just right!

    Funny though!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    another prime example from a mistress of merryment

    starred

    Source(s): the master of merryment
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  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lmao typical man, star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Nice one!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    lolz. funny, i gave u a star. yet sad.....

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