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A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about p u $ $ y, and their b**ch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?" The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a... show more A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about p u $ $ y, and their
b**ch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks,
"What's a pussy?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary
and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son
then asks "What's a *****?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a
picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a *****."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television.
The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father
doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his
Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle
around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about
asks "Then, what is a *****?"
The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"
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