Anonymous
Anonymous asked in TravelAsia PacificPhilippines · 1 decade ago

If Estrada was still our president?

What would the Philippines be like?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    we can pay off the country's debts by selling hardbound Erap joke books lol

  • bowen
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Jinggoy would be the Senate President and would have his own noon-time talk show, Jude will be the Philippine ambassador to the United States, mistress Laarni will have her own private beach club in Wack Wack, Jayvee would be Speaker of the House. Saguisag will be Secretary of Justice.

    Unemployment would go down as there would be manpower pooling for bookies.

    There will be a special law which shall penalize purveyors of Erap jokes.

    Teaching the basics of the English language would be the least of the priorities of DepEd and CHED.

    But the poor shall remain poor (or even poorer)

    Thank God for small mercies.

  • 36
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    many will still have their homes along the creek,estero

    the national railroad tracks,

    all road intersection will still be open,

    lesser foot bridge would be build,

    street corners will have no railings that prevent pedestrians to cross any where they want

    street peddlers will be all over the streets, roads

    plate numbers on motorcycle helmet will not be approved

    their is no such name as senator Trillanes

    there is no such name as macapagal highway

    there is no such name for box office hit video "hello garci"

    there is no such name for a living person called chavit singson

  • 1 decade ago

    Whenever the President enters the room, the introduction would be: "Ladies and Gentlemen, His Excellency, The President." rather than "Her Excellency". And any press who even dares breathe will find himself in the "Kangkungan".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Having a number of mistresses legalized.

    While other forms of gambling in the street like 'cara y cruz', 'tong-its', 'laban ng gagamba' are under the arms of PCSO.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Philippines will be in shambles and dire poverty. On the bright side, there will be alot of mansions.

  • 1 decade ago

    it would most likely be the same except that peso-dollar exchande rate could be P100-$1

    hahaha!

  • 1 decade ago

    there would be no more philippines. XD

  • 1 decade ago

    Worst because he's a gambler.

  • 1 decade ago

    the same

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