Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?

How long before Hillary starts screaming this again?? I bet it will be soon after the disclosures of her "Funny Campaign Money" issues.....

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I know I shouldn't be doing this. After all, I swore a blood oath during one of our secret underground Republican, evil cabal, hush-hush meetings in an undisclosed lair we established to carry out our dastardly plans for the world. However, I feel it is time you all know the details of our vast Right Wing Conspiracy. After all, there's little you can do about it. We're in control.

    First, after decades of pointless "reforms" we've decided that we're going to permanently improve the educational system in the U.S. with our "No Child Left Behind" act. We selfishly figure that, the more educated people are, the more likely they will be to vote for Republicans, not for semi-literate, tabloid-reading, coupon clipping Democrats.

    Second, we're going to actually "make the world safe for Democracy". No more of this closing the barn door after the horse has already run away. If our orbiting satellites captures images of a country building a bomb with a picture of the White House on it, we're going to really go out on a limb and figure it's not meant as a goodwill gesture.

    Third, we're going to take a cue from the shining star of the Democrats, JFK. We remember that JFK began an "unprovoked war" against Cuba, but Democrats love JFK, so eventually they'll learn to love a Republican President who does the same thing. We trust that Dems aren't hyprocrits.

    Well, there are a few more absolutely monstrous, unspeakable acts of duplicity and skullduggery we have planned, such as increasing U.S. exports, but you'll just have to read all about it in the tabloids, or from a resurrected Air America.

  • maiale
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    The left wing feels that they are extra appropriate than something human beings. The left wing makes use of the undesirable and uneducated persons to learn administration and then take over the gov't. The left wing is against capitalism and experience that the gov't would desire to very own each and every thing...the wealthy save getting wealthy and the middle type and undesirable will exchange into poorer devoid of potential to overthrow the gov't. the present administration is doing an particularly good interest of beginning as much as regulate key sectors of the monetary equipment...banking, coverage (AIG), vehicle (GM & Chrysler), production (GE, metallic , UAW), protection rigidity(UN). Obama has basically reported that youngsters would desire to circulate to college longer the two extra hours in the process the day & a shorter summer season trip....3 hundred and sixty 5 days around college.. which will bankrupt states, or the states that are actually not bankrupt. Obama is doing a great interest of attempting to take our 2d exchange far flung from 40 5 & HR 2159. the only situation that the gov't would not very own yet is the oil industry, yet basically wait till the Cap & commerce is going into result. so a great way as "i did not have intercourse with that woman" invoice "the liar" Clinton, he needs to circulate discover some women human beings that would not think of that BJ's isn't intercourse. of path in case you have been married to Hillary..............

  • 1 decade ago

    Ok. She should have used more politically correct wording: Witch hunt. The Clintons were investigated from the minute Bill got in office until the day he left. I would think Hillary would be working hard to do things on the up and up knowing that the same will be done to her.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hillary will do or say anything to become President!

    I'm surprised she hasn't offered proof that the Republicans are really a front for the NAZI party! She probably checks

    under her bed at night for Gestapo agents - you know Bill

    ISN'T there!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    She will screech it louder and louder as her post-convention poll numbers continue to fall. When she loses the general election, which will certainly be contested, no matter what the vote spread, her whining will reach record levels. She will then realize that her sociopathic vision of being the leader of the world was merely wishful thinking. What will drive her insane will be the fact that all of those democrats who received money from her will have deserted her after her defeat.

  • 1 decade ago was motel 1600 when Billy Clinton was in the white house.........His motto was.........we'll keep a hardon for ya. With Hillary there.....theyd definately have to change the motto.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    She's probably priming herself for that right now. Better question, how much do you think she's planning on charging for overnight stays at the White House this time around if she gets elected? We can change the name to Motel 1600.

  • 1 decade ago

    Let's start with Prescott Bush and his funny money Illegally gotten stash. Talk about crooked!

  • Rada S
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, Hitler , her male counterpart also suffered with paranoid delusions....

    ...why do people elect mentally ill people? most are not elected, they just take over as a Dictator...

    ...she thinks she is a pretty "clever" money launder..ha!

    ...Hey maybe if she doesn't win, she can just take over, ya think?

  • 1 decade ago

    And especially now that Fred Thompson will announce his candidacy in the coming days.

    Me thinks she's afraid of Fred.

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